By Stuart McLean
An irreverent romp via Scottish proverbs - with chapters starting from previous Scottish Proverbs made over and glossy Scottish Proverbs during the Midge, Scottish Chat-Up strains, and Scottish Insults to Glaswegian Proverbs. to not be taken heavily whatsoever!
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A bheil telebhisean agad? We’re from the Wee Free and are hunting down God-forsaking heathens. Ilka body disnae hae the like o’ that. He seems to have contracted H5N1 Bird Flu. indd 40 21/06/2007 09:25:13 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt Better ne’er begun than ne’er ended. Never do anything today that you can put off until tomorrow. Better be freends a’ a distance than enemies a’ hame. The perfect divorce is one that doesn’t require a court restraining order. indd 41 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand...
Indd 38 21/06/2007 09:25:12 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt Aw things haes an end, an’ a pudden haes twa. Everything comes to an end, apart from the wife’s homemade blackpudding which just seems to last an eternity. He left his silver in his ither pootch. He’s a mean old bastard. As merry’s a mautman. As merry as an Jedburgh Ned in a field of marijuana. indd 39 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand... Gie yer tongue mair holidays than yer heid. Shut up! A bheil telebhisean agad? We’re from the Wee Free and are hunting down God-forsaking heathens.
Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt Twelve supporters and one set of bagpipes make a Tartan Army. If you want a woman who can give a great blow-job choose one who plays the bagpipes. If the bagpipe doesn’t kill you with its tentacles it will kill you with its screech.
A Midge in Your Hand Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt: Modern Scottish Proverbs by Stuart McLean